Humming Bird in ICU!!
Uma Sekar
Hey readers!!!! Humming Bird is admitted in the ICU :P
Breaking News: Doctors say that she suffers from Serious Blogomania,,,,,
And the doctors also warn the other bloggers to be very carefull. Blogomania has been spreading throughout the world :D (like a swine flu)

Symptoms of Blogomania!!!
  1. They will be always think about the topic on which the blog has to be written irrespective of the place like this
  2. Whatever topic they come across in the surroundings, they will try to put it as a post in the blog.
  3. After the blog is ready they start racking the brain for a catchy title for readers attention.
  4. They keep on posting unlimited personal or general blogs everyday :0)
  5. Mind you they might have a long list on which they have to post. And you people may end up thinking which one to read first. :P
  6. They start to ask their people some suggestions on how to express it(as little miss Humming bird nachifies her sister :D)
  7. They might even have the habit of typing in the air while asleep :P
  8. They use google search like toothbrush everyday to search funny images to post in their blog posts
  9. They will never listen to people's convo rather they search for the topics from the speech and action of the people around them :P
Our little miss Humming Bird is suffering from this disorder :D

Little miss Humming Bird's sister says "But doctor she has not yet started typing in the air while sleeping"
Doc: I see..... Then little miss Humming Bird has not become a freak yet in blogging :)
But better be very carefull..
Sow: How do we cure this??
Doc: hmmm... read all her posts and make her happy:)
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SEMRESOBIA!!
Uma Sekar
Wondering what on earth that SEMRESOBIA means???
The expansion of this is SemesterResultophobia
This is a timing title :P Cos my results will be out by the end of this week :(. I'm not afraid of clearing the papers, But I'm afraid that I won't get cent percent :P ;)
There is nothing much to say about me writing an exam as by now the readers of my blog know about my exam skills :P
When the professor say something it would be like this

Well I continue the same in college too(not sleeping.). The only change in here is we were forced to sit inside the classroom for the whole 3 hrs in school but in college even if you sit for an hour in the hall it is a surprise for every eye.. No person ll be seen in the exam hall for more than an hour :P Don't worry you can see me ;) cos i'll be paraagu paathifying my mates who are going out of the exam hall.


Only for one exam I struggled a lot. It was Physics. Full of theories. The record break was that I wrote my Physics semester paper for 3 hrs and 1 nimite(minute) ;P. I have never written any paper in my lifetime for 3hrs and 1 minute ;P. I will bang my head in a wall if I do that again :P


Exams are allergic to me :)

When the result date approaches nearer and nearer we get a kind of fear inside us and our some churning sensation starts inside our stomach :P This is called as SemesterResultophobia.(For those who don't know the meaning of SemesterResultophobia here it is :D)

Have you guys seen people going to temple and pray for the best outcome???
Here I list some of them!!!
  • Dear God!!! If I get 80% and above I'll odachify(break) 108 thengaaai's(coconuts).
  • I'll mottai potify(tonsure) for my dad or my brother :P
  • I'll suthify(circumbulate) the temple for so and so times :D
  • I'll make sure that next time I'll get very good marks ;)
Till then we don't even know where the temple is!!!! We just go to the temple for the prasadam(yummy yummy;)) especially the puliodarai(tamarind rice) given in most of the temples.


Do you guys know???
It takes 15 trees two produce the amount of the paper that we use in ONE exam.
Join me to save trees and say "NO EXAMS"
"STOP EXAMS AND SAVE TREES" :D
Everyone who are appearing for exams can join this community :) Open for office goers also :P
(Writing exams for the selection for any post)
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Blogomania!
Uma Sekar
Now that I have started a blog and wanted to keep it updated I think of what to post as everyone do. But in my case its different... May be the same also....

In those days(before I started a blog) I never used internet... Chumma ullalaai ku i'll come.. to check mails and some time chat with people... But now(after started writing a blog) I never get up from my chair at all. Blogomania has attacked me. I just sit in front of the screen and think of on which topic I should write today... If I continue this I may become like this or even like this very soon :P 

I've been racking my brain so hard that it started malfunctioning :P. And I have just started to update my brain in such a way that it should never forget anything that is happening around me ;]

Now why did I start blogging????

  • Because I couldn't tolerate my sister. She started to stand on my neck to start a new blog.
  • One person .. I was influenced by his blogs when I was reading the followers of my sisters blog. Till today I didn't read her blog fully :P
  • I was a VO(vetti officer) at home. Even now I am vetti. Got bored of everything and nothing. I thought of running away and I ended up starting a blog. 
Those who care to join me can forward their resume to me. Selection is based only on how much vetti you are :P  People who want to join my community should never even dream about being busy. Exception only for office goers ;)   Open only till the officer is in good mood :P Resumes can be sent through the comments.... The officer will take care of everything!!! 


Now its time for the officer to check the mails of my other dear VO's ;)
The officer will come back again with another post very soon.. Keep waiting...!!!



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Sleeping Tigress!!! Part-II
Uma Sekar
I'm back again with Part-II
For those who have not read my part I click here

Well somehow I managed to pass my 9th std.. I was a very dumb student, Even now I'm a dumb student :P When I stepped into 10th I got a new energy and started studying vigorously. But I ended up getting only 89% Well it doesn't matter as I finished my tenth successfully.
When I entered into +2 something got into me and I started sleeping in the class...

And here I list my activities that I did in +2 :D
Morning I never got up before 6.
My school starts by 8:30 and
My sleeping session starts by 10:30 after break
During breakfast i will finish off my lunch so that I can sleep peacefully
without any disturbances.
If the class is very interesting then I will think of being awake and play with my friends...
My friends wondered how I cleared each and every paper with 95%
Even now I have the same doubt as I never listen to any of the class..
The best lullabi session is the one and only physics class :P One such day I got fed up and started drawing the face of my Physics teacher. Then I decided sleeping is the better pastime in the class. For that I have been chucked out of the class many times :D

sleeping sessions:

morning 11:30 to 12:15(Don't think that I would be sleeping as everyone sleeps.. This is different. I sleep with my EYES OPEN)
12:30 to 1:05 lunch break.. asusual i'll doze off..
As soon as the bell rings my friends would come and wake me and say
"Hey naaye(dog) atleast be awake for this class cuz its maths" :P
OH NO not again.. Math was my favorite subject ever in +2 but the teacher would make me go to dreamland again. No one would have been like me :P I will be in my dreamland when my
teacher asks me questions and finally end up standing outside the class..
I really enjoyed standing outside the class cos I paraag paathify (looking here and there)all time... When I am really in mood to listen I never let my teacher to take the class as I'll be asking silly doubts and the class will end up with big laughter:)
My friends would even ask me to make the class a funzone:P

Exam time!!!
My exam last for three hours.. But I write only for 1 and half an hour..
NO matter how the paper is.. tough or very easy I write only for 1 and half hours
And by now you must have guessed what I'll be doing next..

Right! off to dreamland again:D and i'll be sleeping like this
My chemistry teacher would come and wake me up for the exam papers.
I never sleep in my chemistry class cos I will be admiring at her:)

My folks and my teachers would ask me "How come you get brilliant marks when you don't
even care to listen to the class?? You are a sooper natural girl"

When I heard this I couldn't control myself and started laughing....
Now I wonder how I slept like kumbakarni in my class:-O????
But one thing I was the favorite student in the class except for my language teacher....
Tat is because she has short term memory loss :P 
I thought of continuing my favorite past time a.k.a sleeping but couldn't do it cuz college seem to be very interesting.(It doesn't mean that school was boring..)

Man's greatest gift is sleeping...
Because only when he is sleeping he has no sentiments(no need to get scoldings from our teacher), no sadness(listening to classes) and yes no problems(Writing exams)
This is the reason behind why I love sleeping during class hours :)






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Budding pilot!!!!
Uma Sekar
Wondering about the title??

Well it is  my experience on driving an airplane inside my home :)

Still wondering what is it???
Fine here it goes......
zoin zoin zoin....... (flashback effect)

That was when my dad got transferred to chennai... He was in Banglore before coming to chennai.

I was just wondering at my dad's new vehicle(Kinetic nova) and I asked him to teach me how to ride a two wheeler. I was very excited to ride that two wheeler and so I made a deal with my dad that when he comes home at night I will go on one time and then park it safely in its place.

Poor dad he agreed without knowing the mischievousness in me.:P(hehehehe)
I was riding very nicely and One such day it happened :D..........


As usual my dad came and gave the vehicle and went inside the house.. I was happily riding it out. Instead of parking it in the place where it has to be.... I drove past the steps( only three steps) and another room....(Zzzzzuuuuuuuuurrrrrr!!!!!!) and landed in the hall :D
Everyone in my house was staring at me as if I just drove an airplane :P Then archanai started(shouting at me)!!!
And then he said " You are not supposed to even dream about driving a two wheeler. Next time if you touch that two wheeler you'll lose your hands..."
I never ever dared to touch his two wheeler till today... As I own one now:P
And today my mom says " Your driving skill is much better than your dad's"

Today I'm a good driver for my sister and for my mom:P (Am I doing a degree just to be a driver in the future??? :O)

My dad atlast found that I could even fly a two wheeler :D He still talks about it whenever I come back home at night :) That is how a pilot was born :)
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Happy Birthday Shloka!!!
Uma Sekar


Viele weitere glückliche Rückkehr der Tag shloka!
This is not in greek or latin!! those who know what language isthis, there is no need for me to tell what does that mean... For people who dono what it means  :P it is GERMAN!(Yes  I know german!! clap clap clap clap!!!)
Today is my best friends birthday!!! I'm so happy about it!!!! 
Actually I should have written this post at 12:00. But unfortunately my dabba computer has shown its face on me :( poor me....



She is the one of my best mate in german class. We never used to listen in german class :)
We just keep on chatting with each other on each and every useless topic.... Poor Mr.Livingstone, He gives us attendance even though we don listen to him.. Finally we end up asking sir the day before our sem to teach us what he has taught in the class already. She calls me the day before our internals and would say" Umaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm gonna flunk in this paper :( Help me out my German goddess!!!!" (Am I?? Wow!! Naan kadavul!!( I am goddess))

She never know what I would be doing at my home.. I would be standing in the middle of my messy room each and every book around me except my so called german notes.. She is the only living soul who gives me breakfast every morning when I go to meet her. And she is the only friend to call me with funny names and she knows what I mean :D
She is a very good singer I have known in my life.. Whenever I ask her she would sing the song "Uyirum Neeye" such a sweet voice she has. But she never participated even once in our college competitions, Otherwise I would have never got first prize in the competitions. And yes she gets excited for nothing and everything. When I wished her today morning she said "Thank you so much darling" (Man there is no one who called me darling but she) 

We will miss our enjoying german classes but I hope we still meet everyday :)

To Shloka....

Thank you so much for being my best mate and continue to be so. I thank you very much for teaching me all the lousy words :P and do continue to teach me..:D I learnt many things from shloka:)

Happy birthday to you again :)

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Sleeping Tigress!- Part-I
Uma Sekar
Hi everyone!! Today I just thought of writing my sleeping skills in
the class room while the teacher is taking classes:P


Once upon a time I was in 3rd std 'A' section(I decided not to go to
school again :D)
I was very very active in the classes(zzzzzzzzz...)
Teacher Judi was incharge of my class..
I was very attentive in the class during the morning session
tongggggggggg!!!!!!!! lunch break....had a nice lunch :P
then sleep started seducing me like hell... couldn't let go :D
Came to class. I can never forget that day in my life.. Socialscience.. The worst ever subject I studied.. it chased me till my 10th class.. After that I asked her to leave me alone :)
My teacher is an expert in making us sleep by reading the lessons..
I silently dozzed off..:D My teacher didn't notice me sleeping..
After a long time my teacher heard a snoring sound(that was unexpectedly
me :D)
She came to me and tried to wake me up... poor judi... her efforts
failed...


Judi: Uma!!! what the hell are you doing in my class???
Me: Sleeping teacher(innocently looking at her)
Judi: You?? Now get out of my class!!!
Me: Why teacher?? Is sleeping an offense?? Even you sleep in the
staff room..
Judi:?? (puzzled by my innocence)
Okay!!! class I hereby rename Miss.Uma as TM Uma
(I was really happy that she gave me some name... i actually
went into my dreamland again.... as if i was being crowned as
the princess of my dreamland..)
Me: Thank you teacher!!! Tat's so sweet of you... By the way may
I know what TM stands for???
Judi: (still fuming) HMMMM x-( it stands for "THOONGU MOONJI UMA"(Sleeping queen Uma)
Me:????


After that i never slept in the class... As time went by I again started sleeping when
I was in my class 12 :P Which
will be posted as part II :)




None of them realized that one Tigress was sleeping inside me
My class 12 teacher understood that only when i got my "GOLD MEDAL"
in mathematics :)


P.S: The Gold Medal was all because when i started sleeping
during class hours...:P I thereby request everyone to sleep in the class :D
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Give and Take policy!
Uma Sekar
Well this is my first post in my blogging world. Today morning i was just thinking "why don't I start a blog?" So i came up with this idea which i'm gonna write now. I was just thinking what topic should i give to this post?? So i was racking my brain very hard in a room and it finally came out. Idukku per than room pottu yosikardu nu solvaangalo??:D
Thanks for those who gave me the idea in which room i've to think... I guess they have guessed about what i am talking about :P Thanks for those who have been my inspiration to write this post.....
This is for my sister who compelled me and stood on my neck to start blogging. So here goes....
Time: 11.30 am
Venue: my house(hall)

I just woke up at 11.30. Actually that was too early for me to get up but since my fan(s) requested me to get up to give them the blessings and i couldn't let go so i woke up...
This is the conversation between me and my sister(the fan of mine)
sow: Hi ummi(this is how she calls me)! good morning :)
me:(wondering) Ya morning morning!!
sow: Did ya had a sound sleep???
me: Huh???(puzzled).Ya i had.. Wat do ya want now??
sow: Nothing just asked. Go brush your teeth and come..
me: (still puzzled. mind voice) What on earth she is upto?
sow: Mom give ummi boost.
me: So tell me what are you upto and what do ya wanted to be done from me?
sow: Nothing ummi....
me: Don drag come to the point.
sow: Today im going to office(she means that she is going to the office where she did the project)
me: So what. You go to office daily. Why are you telling this to me?
sow: Illa... I thought of taking the bag which i gifted you for your birthday today!!! that's why...

(This was the bag which she gifted me..:) Nice na!! Whatever thing I have is very cute will be abased by my sister :P( sambantha pattavargal thunba paduvadarkaaga ezhudapattadu alla...:) )
story continues......
me: Hhaaaa!!! Now i got it why are you kind to me!!!!. No i won't give. I wanted to take it first.
sow: You are sweet sister, sooo cute i've ever seen in the world, i'll do whatever you ask. Please give me the bag so tat i can take it today...
me: Is this what they call kaaka pudiching?
seri ill give you...
sow: Thank you baby:)
Now tell me what dress shall i wear so that it matches with the bag?
me: ???!!!!!?????


My sister gifted me that bag for my birthday.. she said" This is your bag.. only yours.. even i won't use it.. and im gifting you this becoz you don have any cute bag to take to clg...(vanja pugazhchi :( ) Enjoy your birthday :)

Today morning she took that bag and went to her friends house to show that she gifted me :)
N i wanted this world to know that she gifted me and started using it instead of me using that bag... poor me
this is what they call as Give and Take policy.... This title suits well to my sister rite???



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