Uma Sekar

Hiya all J Back again to the blogging world. Hope you all are doing fine J

I was just thinking to when I should start writing blogs again. But I never came back to post anything in my blog. Just then My friend, no not just a friend she is the best person I ever had since my childhood. It was she who gave me the Idea on how to start up blogging again.. Wonder how??

She had called me to tell that she has entered the blogging world. I was soooooo happy when she said that and I had the urge to read her blog. She asked me to write about her :P Oops sorry Rekha I revealed the secret.:D

So I thought about entering once again into the blogging world and here I am to post about my friend J

Rekha Mohanakrishnan.. J

Oh Rekha I just don’t know from where should I Start o.O The story has to start from somewhere right?

Yes!!! Rekha is my best mate since Childhood. We did admire each other a lot but we did not speak much but our friendship started to bloom in 3rd standard (I guess :P). Since then she is my dearest friend till today and it will last forever. Even if I’m not talking she ll come and drag my collar and slap me and tell En kita pesu de dog.. I will be the happiest person to see her come and tell me that but I’ll cry for she slapping me.. It hurts..:P

She is that kind of a person who is an Aarva Kolaru(Studious) in class and anyone can see her hand in the air whenever the teacher asks a question. She is the teacher’s pet even now.. :D

Any doubt in any subject you can directly contact her.. I thought Rekha was her name, I was wrong . I got a very big “name” list from her other close friends. Man I was just shocked to see those names.I know she is an Aarva kolaru but I didn’t know it went this far..

Here the list goes:

· Encyclopedia

· Library(nadamadum library aka walking library)

· Mini dictionary

· Database. (I only know you excel database :P)

and the list goes :P If any new

But the best name I could ever give her is Chatterbox. :P You would say “ Oh please!! stop using your “Business” terms while talking” you ll say that it is true when you read her blog.

She is such a sweetheart to all her friends. Very kind hearted and straight forward to everyone which I really admire in her. I will tell this to anyone who asks me, Rekha is my best friend and I will never lose her for anything in my life. She made me understand what life is with friends J

Even today she is the same, she has not changed a bit since the day I ve known her. She knows the in and out of me and she knows how I’ll react for each and every situation. She observes everything in the person who is close to her.

I just wish her to be with me like this forever J

Love you Rekha J

Uma Sekar




I was supposed to post this on your birthday but sorry I couldn’t do it L

Now let me wish you a very Happy Happy Birthday J J Hope you had a great enjoyable birthday with 4 cakes and all the gifts J I was thinking about what to gift to my special friend, I didn’t know what to get for you as you know that I am not that creative:P So I came up with this Idea of posting a blog specially for you on your birthday J J



Lekha… For me she is Leeka :D that is how I call her.. And I will be very happy seeing her face going small when I call Leeka. I only know her for a year. And now she has become close to me. She was there for me whenever I was happy sad and disappointed. I was very happy to have her working with me in a project and that is the time we became very close.

Lekha means writing picture. As her name suggests she has drawn beautiful pictures in many of her friends’ life by being a true friend J I mean it and I’m sure all of her friends will accept that. She is one kind who won’t like much of dazzling or glittering things. Icon of simplicity J

I used to get irritated to work in a project and I never used to concentrate much on it. But when I heard that Lekha was into our project I was on cloud nine jumping out of joy. The only reason was “Aiya jolly she is also going to suffer along with me in the project :P” . True we did suffer a lot in the project but inspite of that we enjoyed to the fullest. Almost all the days since the day she joined in our project we used to talk more than work and we used to play pinging in the office communicator with all emoticons like this..

Yawning

Sleeping

Smiling

The best is we cry symbolizing that we need to work:’(

But inspite of this emoticon conversation we talk a lot at the office. I don’t remember whether we worked for the whole 8 hours but I remember that we chat for 8 hours J

The best days where when we started going to Sky Walk for window shopping. You can ask us and we will list out all the shops in Sky Walk. We have roamed around Sky walk for atleast ten times in two weeks :P And the people in the ticket counters of PVR would say “Ivanga time pass ku padam paaka vandangala illa time pass ku vela paakarangala ne therila” (meaning: Have they come to watch a movie for time pass or are they working just for time pass?? I dono) But that is true :D I never used to like Ambattur office since I missed most of my friends who were working in another location, but Lekha made me to come to office just to enjoy the day. I mean it girl J

PVR would ve got bored seeing our faces. We spent all the jobless days in Sky Walk watching movies and eating at the food court. Watched five movies in two weeks and all our other close friends have become so jealous of us being absolutely free :D

When we were utter jobless we gave preference to movies. I have never been to movies with friends, “Payanam” was the first movie I saw with friends from Ambattur office. As you know that Ambattur is quite near to Nungambakkam Sky walk, we take a share auto straight and book the tickets and enjoy the movie to the fullest. I was longing to watch movies with friends and Lekha made that feeling vanish off from me J Thanks for that Leeka J Next preference was given to pulling the legs of our team mates, which we love to do J

I have not seen people sharing their team mates work even though they are very busy. But Lekha would come up front to help me out with the difficulties I have. Wonder what difficulties?? I hate preparing the document for the raised defects. :P and she would help me out in preparing that.

Anyone who is a friend of Lekha would say, “I am very lucky to have such a friend in my life” and now I also tell the same. It’s true. We are all lucky to have you Lekha amidst us as a lovable dear friend.

This is the gift I can give you for your birthday J Hope you ll like it J

Uma Sekar
Hea guys!!! Back again after a long time just to dedicate this to my beloved one :P I guess I didn't write any post for a long time. That's because I don't want to disturb my sister or her boyfriend. Moreover I can't ask for her to give the laptop whenever I need as she will be submerged into the laptop itself.
Actually people this post should be posted long back,But unfortunately I was very busy and the things around me changed a bit. Now that my sister wants me to write a post cuz its been a long time and that my lovable fans are eagerly waiting for my post so here I go.
This post is dedicated to my sister for her birthday (sorry sowmi I couldn't post it on your birthday as you know how I am during these days). I was already thinking of writing a post for my sister, but she came up one day and asked me "Uma why don't you write a blog post for my birthday?? But make sure you keep this as a secret :)"

Don worry sowmi I won't tell anyone:P But if anyone knows it from reading this post I'm not responsible choumi :D
And today she asked me "Uma where is my birthday blog post???"
So here is the post....

Fine why did I gave the topic chatomania wishes?????
Yes!! My sister is a chat freak and would always chat chat and chat with people(only her close ones) on everything and nothing :) I don no what they chat as it is her personal and I don't ask her.
One such day I got annoyed seeing her laughing in a high pitch staring at the lappy screen.
You know that curiosity kills man, in this case it killed a baby(me me me me). I couldn't withstand it and asked her.
Me: Grrrr!!!! Hey naye(tat's how i call her) Why are you laughing in such a high pitch for no reason??
sow: Huh??
Me: I asked what the hell are you laughing at??? You are quite irritating me :0
sow: Huh???
When you get such a reply won't you guys get annoyed?? The same thing happened here and then I thought its a waste of time talking to a dumbgal. Even each and every wall in our home would have got irritated by what my sister was doing. Then I thought.... Talking to my sister is equivalent to that of talking to a wall :P And here I upload the laughing version of my sister :P



I was very afraid to even go near her to ask what had happened. then also she continued the same evil laugh. Thanks da Ganesh :P for sending this to chowmi as a birthday gift and letting me to upload :)
After half an hour she asked me what did you ask de??? I was busy chatting with our cousin..
I was wondering what she was talkin about and then realized that it was the answer for what I asked half an hour ago!!!
Then I noticed that she was chatting with around 4 to 5 people at a time. I can't even imagine a person chatting with 5 people at a time as I never chat online with anyone as I don't have laptop or a computer to log in. I hope I'll get one soon.
As far as i know she discusses about serials ;) then........ mm ya she even discusses about the new accesseries she got that day and takes a picture of it and sends it to her friend. She sends a beautiful pictures (taken by me) and sends to our cousins and asks to comment about it. And here I'll post the pictures taken by herself when she was chatting with people :P





What she likes???

laptop is in the top of the list with net connection(wi-5). Right from the day one when the wi-5 connection was given I have never seen her sleeping in the afternoons or even go out for a walk as she does go out to a temple by walk.
She actually stopped taking her food in the rite time and stopped listening to what my parents are telling. And then she worries that she is growing lean everyday :P
Actually netomania or chatomania and even blogomania has not attacked me but her.
You know what guys I have even tried to pull out the connecting wire and ended up with a shock treatment :D(surr nu eriduchu)
I've given up my efforts to even talk with her because whenever I ask her anything she never responds and after an hour she asks me did you ask me anything ummi??? By the time I would have done with what I want.
Well this is just probably 5% of what she is doing at home.
She loves roaming with her friends and sometimes with me when she finds her friends are busy.
And one thing I am not going to talk about is, her activities when she is at home.
Gettin up at 10 and directly check mail without even brushing...(we have pull her out of the lappy screen to make her fresh :P)
She orders for coffee and will sit with her laptop. That's it even God will be blinking at her for being so irresponsible in creating her.(no offence meant here)
There is such a long list to tell about her settai in our home. But I am not able to list it out as I have forgotten many things. Now you know that laptop with wi-5 net connection is the first priority.

Then comes the second one. Phone.
Long long ago so long ago and definitely i dono how long ago but its ago ago ago :P
She started this. talking over phone. I even tried to threaten her that I will tell mama that she is talking over phone for a long time and that s why the bill has hiked.
For doing so I even ended up with scratch marks in my face and refused to go to school. Padupavi enna asingapaduthita :P
But you guys know what I do.?? Time pathu adippen :D(As the proverb says, yaanai ku oru time vanda poonaiku oru time varum) I'm didn't mean that she is an elephant but i'm just givin you an example to how I wait for the rite time to attack her.
Ya where I was?? Ya as I said she will be on phone for hours together that I'll take a small nap inbetween :P The talking continues even after I get up.
Now that the technology has improved she shifted from landline to cell phone.
She has been talking over phone for hours together and ended up with ear pain :) I'm very much happy about that :P She is not even able to talk,eat and to the worst extent she is not able to hear songs which makes me much more happy cos I can verupethify her :P
I just asked her yesterday night " What will you do if I shut you in a room without laptop but a net connection and a phone where you have no balance to even make a call or send a msg???" and the reply was " I'll die"
When I heard this I was laughing so much that I even fell down from the sofa :P
I've never known sowmi would be such a communication freak(Phone, net, friends, blog and yes the list goes on,,,,,)
And then comes here accessories freak..
I'm never used to wear long earrings and funny earrings like one side shirt and the other side pants :P but now she has also pulled me inside her world. I would really tell you that she has inspired me to dress up beautifully. Now I have a unique name in clg for wearing these kinda stuffs. All professors and my friends used to ask me where do I get such collections and the readymade answer will be "They are from my sister"
We sit together and laugh always discussing on all silly matters and will never let our mom to sleep and will end up being thrown out of our messy room :P The only I wanted to do is to see her and be happy always.....
She has not only inspired me in the accessories stuffs but also in (many)^infinity ways.
She is my role model in my studies and other things as well. I'm the luckiest person in this universe to have such a sister who cares for me a lot eventhough I fight with her very much I still love the way she is :) I think this post has gone a bit emotional but never mind she is my sister and I ve to atleast tell something good about her where I ve damaged her in many of my posts. I love you and I don't wanna miss your sillyness and I want to continue fighting for silly matters with you.

P.S. Thanks choumi :P for lending me your boyfriend to post this mokkayast, emotional and long post :P I know why you lent me your lappy baby for two hours. Because am dedicating a post to you right?? Don't worry I'll not leak this SECRET to anyone :P and sorry fo such a belated wishes de..

Guys! you've to wait even longer for my next post :D
Uma Sekar
Hea guys!!! I'm back from ICU to general ward. Don worry doc said "Unna idukkumela hospital la vachirunda naa hospitalaye izhuthu moodavendi varum :P" For those who don't know what I meant, here is the english translation "If I keep you in this hospital anymore my hospital will go in a terrible loss :P"

Now coming to the topic !!! D^3 computer :D. Just keep wondering what does these 3 D's stand for, Meanwhile I'll just tell you the origin of this D^3 computer. It came to this world when I was in my 11th standard which was long ago. We gave him proper food and proper place to live. But that guy cheated me. !#$%%^&*()!#$%^&*()!#$%^&*() I never thought he would do this to me. I never let him get angry but today he made me cry.

Wondering what those symbols stand for??????? They are the world's baddest words that I'm using here to shout at my D^3 computer.

Oh No MAN!!! Why on earth I still call this a computer????
This D^3 has made me stop writing blog posts which is my favorite past time :)

When he came here he was very friendly to me and me only. I loved him so much, such a handsome guy he was and he too loved me and this love story went on and on and on. And the drastic day came into my life :( From tat day on I started calling him D^3. And this 3D's are Dubukku Dangu Dambaram computer :P( sorry for I don't know even the english translation of these words... For those who know tamil might probably know what does it means, but please don't ask me for I don't know what on pluto they mean :D)

To write one blog post I've to restart this guy for atleast 30 times at night for a day.I used to be with him in a room where fan walks and the light sleeps. That is because my parents never let him come inside the hall or the ac room after he started to behave like this. He never let me hear songs after that. I couldn't record my songs as it started malfunctioning. He gets turned off often :( I don't know why he started behaving like this. Probably he wants to break up with me??? He stopped listening to me. He does whatever he wants and he often brings some diseases in him and my dad (oh my god i forgot to tell about him!! he was the one who loved him so much even when the CPU stopped working. He used to stare at the monitor and ask why on venus did you do this to me?) gets the doctor to our home and treated him well. My dad lost half of his fortune in fixing him :( . He never respected me and my father.:(

Today I've have to beg my sister to even check ma mails as he stopped detecting the modem x-(
I somehow begged my sister to give me the lappy to write a post about him,, poor me :(

Don't you guys feel sorry for me???? And today I decided to break up with him forever and so I asked my daddy to get rid of him. If I see him again in my room I dono what I'll do, probably like this

I even told my dad " Please throw him away from here, I don't even need a new one but please take him out of this house :P " I have decided to throw him in here.

My dad finally accepted to throw him out from my lovely home cuz it made my lovely home a hell. :P :) it's true... I broke up my relationship with him and now searching for a new guy who will be with me till I live.(konjam peraasai than enakku :P)
Uma Sekar
Hey readers!!!! Humming Bird is admitted in the ICU :P
Breaking News: Doctors say that she suffers from Serious Blogomania,,,,,
And the doctors also warn the other bloggers to be very carefull. Blogomania has been spreading throughout the world :D (like a swine flu)

Symptoms of Blogomania!!!
  1. They will be always think about the topic on which the blog has to be written irrespective of the place like this
  2. Whatever topic they come across in the surroundings, they will try to put it as a post in the blog.
  3. After the blog is ready they start racking the brain for a catchy title for readers attention.
  4. They keep on posting unlimited personal or general blogs everyday :0)
  5. Mind you they might have a long list on which they have to post. And you people may end up thinking which one to read first. :P
  6. They start to ask their people some suggestions on how to express it(as little miss Humming bird nachifies her sister :D)
  7. They might even have the habit of typing in the air while asleep :P
  8. They use google search like toothbrush everyday to search funny images to post in their blog posts
  9. They will never listen to people's convo rather they search for the topics from the speech and action of the people around them :P
Our little miss Humming Bird is suffering from this disorder :D

Little miss Humming Bird's sister says "But doctor she has not yet started typing in the air while sleeping"
Doc: I see..... Then little miss Humming Bird has not become a freak yet in blogging :)
But better be very carefull..
Sow: How do we cure this??
Doc: hmmm... read all her posts and make her happy:)
Uma Sekar
Wondering what on earth that SEMRESOBIA means???
The expansion of this is SemesterResultophobia
This is a timing title :P Cos my results will be out by the end of this week :(. I'm not afraid of clearing the papers, But I'm afraid that I won't get cent percent :P ;)
There is nothing much to say about me writing an exam as by now the readers of my blog know about my exam skills :P
When the professor say something it would be like this

Well I continue the same in college too(not sleeping.). The only change in here is we were forced to sit inside the classroom for the whole 3 hrs in school but in college even if you sit for an hour in the hall it is a surprise for every eye.. No person ll be seen in the exam hall for more than an hour :P Don't worry you can see me ;) cos i'll be paraagu paathifying my mates who are going out of the exam hall.


Only for one exam I struggled a lot. It was Physics. Full of theories. The record break was that I wrote my Physics semester paper for 3 hrs and 1 nimite(minute) ;P. I have never written any paper in my lifetime for 3hrs and 1 minute ;P. I will bang my head in a wall if I do that again :P


Exams are allergic to me :)

When the result date approaches nearer and nearer we get a kind of fear inside us and our some churning sensation starts inside our stomach :P This is called as SemesterResultophobia.(For those who don't know the meaning of SemesterResultophobia here it is :D)

Have you guys seen people going to temple and pray for the best outcome???
Here I list some of them!!!
  • Dear God!!! If I get 80% and above I'll odachify(break) 108 thengaaai's(coconuts).
  • I'll mottai potify(tonsure) for my dad or my brother :P
  • I'll suthify(circumbulate) the temple for so and so times :D
  • I'll make sure that next time I'll get very good marks ;)
Till then we don't even know where the temple is!!!! We just go to the temple for the prasadam(yummy yummy;)) especially the puliodarai(tamarind rice) given in most of the temples.


Do you guys know???
It takes 15 trees two produce the amount of the paper that we use in ONE exam.
Join me to save trees and say "NO EXAMS"
"STOP EXAMS AND SAVE TREES" :D
Everyone who are appearing for exams can join this community :) Open for office goers also :P
(Writing exams for the selection for any post)
Uma Sekar
Now that I have started a blog and wanted to keep it updated I think of what to post as everyone do. But in my case its different... May be the same also....

In those days(before I started a blog) I never used internet... Chumma ullalaai ku i'll come.. to check mails and some time chat with people... But now(after started writing a blog) I never get up from my chair at all. Blogomania has attacked me. I just sit in front of the screen and think of on which topic I should write today... If I continue this I may become like this or even like this very soon :P 

I've been racking my brain so hard that it started malfunctioning :P. And I have just started to update my brain in such a way that it should never forget anything that is happening around me ;]

Now why did I start blogging????

  • Because I couldn't tolerate my sister. She started to stand on my neck to start a new blog.
  • One person .. I was influenced by his blogs when I was reading the followers of my sisters blog. Till today I didn't read her blog fully :P
  • I was a VO(vetti officer) at home. Even now I am vetti. Got bored of everything and nothing. I thought of running away and I ended up starting a blog. 
Those who care to join me can forward their resume to me. Selection is based only on how much vetti you are :P  People who want to join my community should never even dream about being busy. Exception only for office goers ;)   Open only till the officer is in good mood :P Resumes can be sent through the comments.... The officer will take care of everything!!! 


Now its time for the officer to check the mails of my other dear VO's ;)
The officer will come back again with another post very soon.. Keep waiting...!!!